We’re not lying… it really will. Let’s break it down: you walk in the door and are greeted by our friendly and efficient Host Team. So far, so good. If you are ages Kindergarten to Fifth grade your parents will take you to the Epic Kidz Only area where you and only you will have front row seats to the main event. And by seats we mean floor. But you’re not on the floor very much. There’s singing, dancing, laughing, and more fun in store! The lights go out… the countdown begins…
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….. the anticipation builds until …..
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LIGHTS COME UP! CUE MUSIC!


::Yeeeahhh! Let’s get this, get this party started // Get it, get it started right now, come on //
//just dance and sing with us // We’ll show ya how::

Okay, so we’ve done some singing, some dancing, it’s now time for the hosts to come out.
We know ‘em, we love ‘em, it’s Darren and Maj!

Okay, not quite, but you’re getting the idea.
This is more like it:

There we are… Darren and Maj. They come out and introduce the virtue which, by the way, pops out of a box like MAGIC! (Well, not so much magic as meticulously arranged metal parts that expand to raise the sign up and, well, you get where I’m going with this…)
Ahem. So they come out and Maj will usually clown around and Darren will try to keep some order (ha!) then they go backstage to solve whatever trouble Maj has caused.
CUE ACTORS!

Whether it’s Gordo, Vinny, Sam, Cammie, Grandpa Henry, Kit, Tyler, Todd, Mrs. F, or Brad, you are guaranteed a good time. Who would have thought that you could learn about the REAL Christmas story from an angel who shows up during a power outage? And who would’ve thought that pigs could teach kids how to be resourceful!?!? Who can forget Gordo dressed in a muumuu teaching us about gratitude!
But the show moves on to The Word. The Word? Well, crazy kids, that where we learn about how all this insanity is backed up by the Bible. Wait, you’re asking yourself… did I hear right? Does the Bible talk about angels appearing in power outages, resourceful pigs, and Gordo in a muumuu? What kind of a program is this???

Well, the Bible doesn’t put it that way exactly but it does talk about the angel appearing to the most unlikely of people to tell of a newborn King, prophesied to come. And while the Bible doesn’t list pigs as the #1 resourceful animal, it does talk about a king who used what he had to get the job done. His job was to build up walls around his city to protect it, but he could only do so much. That’s when he trusted God to do the rest. And the Bible doesn’t exactly talk about boys in muumuu’s, but it does talk about one grateful leper out of many, the only one to turn back to say thank you. Get it? You can always count on God’s Word to draw out the plan for your life, whether we use guys in muumuu’s, resourceful pig-catchers, a whole crew of sheep, Jedi’s, soldiers, and Scoop Shovel. Bottom line is, this is a fun way to show just how much God loves all of us.
As much as I’d like to give everything away, I’m afraid Kidz Jam is something you’ll just have to see for yourself. No spoilers here, not today. Well, okay, maybe just a few.
::*Spoiler Alert!*::
~ REALLY awesome new opening song!
~ Darren and Maj aren’t exactly on speaking terms
~ Cammie’s back!
~ The first 10 digits of pi are: 3.141592653
Okay, that’s it. For the rest of it, and to find out what in the world all this means, come to Kidz Jam, February 6th! Doors open at 6:45pm.